me: *drinks water* health god
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
I’m gonna need to date someone who will make sarcastic comments during movies with me or at least be okay with me doing it
- parents: no boys at your sleepover
- lesbian: :)