21st July, MondayReblog
21st July, MondayReblog

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

21st July, MondayReblog

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

21st July, MondayReblog
21st July, MondayReblog

prmartyls:

By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’

Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.

21st July, MondayReblog

prismasandpie:

When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.

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21st July, MondayReblog
shouldnt:

what a time to be alive

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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21st July, MondayReblog
awwww-cute:

I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor)

20th July, SundayReblog

weepingdildo:

I’m gonna need to date someone who will make sarcastic comments during movies with me or at least be okay with me doing it

20th July, SundayReblog
19th July, SaturdayReblog
  • parents: no boys at your sleepover
  • lesbian: :)
19th July, SaturdayReblog
19th July, SaturdayReblog