detoxys:

BYE

dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

disneyismyescape:

And it looks like, I’m the queen! ❄️🌀❄️#elsa #frozensummerfun (at Disney’s Hollywood Studios)
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"You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms."
Michael Faudet  (via johnny-cupcake)
ladysilabee:

littleworldofmyown:

gifdistrict:

you called?

Drift kitten.

Fast and Furriest: Tokyo Drift

bloodyoathmate:

Unfollowing a lot of blogs and then looking at your dash

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junkerjunkee:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PLEASE?

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LIKE THERE’S LITTLE SATSUKI BUT THEN THERE’S

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LITTLER SATSUKI

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.