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i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

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Hue Jackman

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we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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why do porn websites have a +1 button i don’t want everyone to know i actually use google plus

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wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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The following audio was recorded in a house in Philadelphia. The home owner complained of creepy noises coming from the basement at night

A digital recorder was placed in the basement to record any noises. After 3 days of nothing, they finally found this.

They claim to have not altered it in any way. 

It sounds non human and almost animal like. But not like a raccoon found in your backyard, something far more sinister. 

I think I should just put in here, that sightings of demons have always been reported to be a half humanoid/animal like creatures. 

Definitly sent chills down my spine.

Original video

Audio post for the creepy sounds heard in outer space

This is fucking insane… I don’t expect you guys to believe me and I don’t know if this is real or not but when I would hear “voices” and shit, they sounded like this. Fuck.

So most comments of my post are something like this:

and then I see your comment and I’m absolutely terrified for you because the home owners could’ve just moved out, but for you sounds as scary as this are coming from your own mind

how do you escape that?

holy fuck

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*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

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if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

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